Popping the cherry.

Well I am popping my blogs cherry right now and like when I had my cherry popped I am a bit confused, scared and wondering why I smell gun oil.

So it is popped and now I have an daunting task ahead of me; I have to figure out what I am going to be writing about. Will this blog simply be a loose amalgamation of ideas like many populars blogs or will I toil in obscurity by finding a niche market and obsessively catering to them? At this juncture I don't know which route I will follow. I do know that I may post short stories from time to time (whether anyone likes it or not...my blog my rules) and will most likely be ranting and raving about things that annoy me or things that I just find funny; be they stories from my life, a friends life or where ever. Just so we are clear I am going to say that most of the stories will be true, to the best of my knowledge, however I am not above twisting and altering parts in order to make it more amusing. I won't alter it to prove a point or win an argument, but I will twist it in order to become more humorous and self-depreciating. "I have never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

I will post a little bit about myself tomorrow. After all, I am now unemployed and have exactly nothing better to do with my time, because one can only play video games and masturbate for so long before the mind craves more stimulation.

-SJ-