I totally would, or will that is. But what might warrant such a strongly worded threat you might ask?
Beer. The answer is beer. Specifically attempting to earn a Man Point by mastering a task. The task that I have decided upon is the notable "PITCHER CHUG!!!!" *Insert thunderclap and lightning flash*
Yes I will attempt to chug an entire pitcher. All of it. In as few breaths as possible. As quickly as I can. I think it can be done.
Now for the specifics.
1. I will use Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) for this experiment. Mainly because it is cheap, okay and smooth.
2. Lab Coats will be used to maintain an appearance of professionalism. Pocket Protectors are optional (at your own risk of course.)
3. All trials will be videotaped and posted online for proof and review to improve strategy and techniques.
4. An amusingly larger then necessary stop watch will be used to track time.
4. No puking. Gotta keep it down to win the crown.
Well I am off to have a porter before I begin my training.
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ooer's! I wants a lan coat and silly oversized stopwatch.. *jealousy*
Updates needed on 1) quest to down the pitcher of PBR, 2) should everyone be allowed to speak even if it's dribble, 3) efficacy of fat people being kinky.
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